Terrorism Correspondent
After having failed to sustain growth in the country and controlling inflation, Manmohan Singh government has looked at another growing sector: terrorism. It is a sector that has endless flow of free labour (terrorists and sympathizers), capital availability with drug money and fake currency, training setup and systems with Madarsas, and management talent with ISI. So why not look at this area of growth?

There is also a scope for foreign investment with US spending billions of dollars to literally throw money in desert. Secondly, there is also an incentive of earning through government spending.

One of the most detrimental things that NDA government had done to curb growth in this sector was to ban SIMI. I mean, how can they ban SIMI? It was one of the most inspiring organisations in this sector.

Every major terrorist attack (or in business terms, campaign), requires a core team that works on execution on ground. This base was rightly given by SIMI. The organisation was extremely fruitful in giving this the right shape in the country.

To aid in lifting this ban to help in bringing the right sentiment for growth and development of this sector, government first lifted PoTA and then did not give any information to court that would have sustained the ban. This has opened up this sector and lifted roadblocks in making it a success.

Congress should be renamed Lashkar-e-Congress or Jaish-a-Congress to justify its new role as the growth agent for terrorism. They are joined by a strategic alliance with Lalluparsad Yadav (popularily lied as Lalu Prasad Yadav)'s RJD and recent bedmate Samajwadi Party. With these three in alliance, the day is not far when India will replace Pakistan and Saudi Arabia as the most potential markets for growth for this sector.

Lallu has forgotten when these terrorists, supported by SIMI, killed over 200 people in his trains? Oh no. He cannot forget that. He is just planning to grow with terrorists. There are more freight possibilities with narcotics, illegal weapons and dead bodies of soldiers and public.

Another proposal that government should consider is to replace Mahatma Gandhi by Osama Bin Laden in Indian bank notes. To save time and resources, SIMI can be given printing rights to use its wisdom to channelise funds for nationwide campaigns.

Hindustan is to be named Jihadistan to create a right sentiment for growth? Is Jaziya going to be reintroduced? Bravo MMS Bravo!

Let's focus on growth in this sector. There also can be new avenues of association with likeminded friends like Pakistan, Hurriyat, Taliban, Jaish, Lashkar and SIMI.